When people try to call and text you while you’re at the gym. 
debonnairebillionaire:

Gentlemen, welcome…
Debonnairebillionaire.tumblr.com: Allergic to Average.
“Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.”
— Unknown (via fairestregal)

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staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

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“Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.”
— Aziz Ansari  (via stankley)

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la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

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lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time.